goodjob: smoke . smile . snide . prop . combo:bar (with coffee and cream)

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-07-28 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
A. no no no omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of ur dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job
B. this is even worse then that time i fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning
C. ur surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i dont feel bad 4 u
D. idk but i have u stored in my phone as "guy with beard doing body shots"
cicatrize: (pic#7745050)

a

[personal profile] cicatrize 2014-07-28 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
1 - It wasn't my dick, it was Adrien's. 2 - Do I look like your maid?
goodjob: suspish (profile)

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-07-28 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
r u stopping 2 take dick pics when ur getting laid now. if yes pls send them 2 other ppl or see a therapist. ur choice

and i got u food before!
cicatrize: (pic#7745056)

[personal profile] cicatrize 2014-08-01 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Don't text me while I'm getting laid and I won't be inspired to.

After my post-coital nap I'll consider it.
goodjob: welp . snide (on the tough guy style)

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-08-05 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
so i should just never text u

wow thanks