meamoxiemaculpa: (disappoint.)

[personal profile] meamoxiemaculpa 2014-05-01 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
A. Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
B. I just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup??
C. Just so you know, the uglier twin gives better BJs..don't be deceived.
D. Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.