rogaine: (IN A TOTALLY HEALTHY WAY.)

[personal profile] rogaine 2015-04-07 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
A. he just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. quite the charmer.
B. i wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something i could put on a resume
C. the best revenge is premature balding
D. how do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?