innerharbor: (nah bro.)
that guy. ([personal profile] innerharbor) wrote in [community profile] navigabo 2019-11-10 01:00 am (UTC)

A. Shit day. Some kids decided to try and crack the ship locks while I was working and the alarm went off. I went after them with the auto rifle but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
B. That's like offering whiskey to a man with liver failure.
C. Are you still passed out in the hold, or do I need to come find you?
D. Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop?

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